I would LOVE to see Abaddon coming from the ground, back from some kind of war and joking with/boasting to the people of the town about her involvement in the war. Suddenly, Naomi comes out of nowhere to bring lip about Abaddon's actual involvement, and it just turns into a sass-off. Of course, everyone who witnesses their little sass-off /knows/ they're in love with one another (even with all their disdain toward marriage and love, gross!), and it's all about getting them together with the start of a little joke/prank.

Bonus points for getting rid of the Claudio/Hero subplot, because let's face it, it's all about Abaddon and Naomi getting together by pushing the right buttons.